i'd do a headstand for you, if you do me a freeze

I love my Belly Booooooo (L)

You know what is the definition of an awkward turtle?

I went Boxhill today with Mum and Gwen cos Mum wanted to buy her usual grocery shiz when we saw this man who looked like a goldfish who taught chink in school and he was quite tall and looked like a chinaman and of course, it was Mr Yu. I swear he thinks I'm familiar because when we passed, he looked at me and I don't know whether he always looks at people like that, but he looked at me weird. I can tell you, that pause when he looked and me and when I looked at him going wtf are you doing here, it was awkward. And there you have it ,

Awkward Turtle.

Cup noodles for me dindins and therefore, signing out x